Inntimate Inns Group has just joined the British Columbia Lodging and Campground Association.  Before committing, we took a look at our marketing plan and asked ourselves the question, "What organization can we join that will give us access to our peers who are owners, operators and managers of campgrounds, motels, small lodges and inns? "  "What group has members who we can help with our specialized services?"  After looking around, the BCLCA seemed like a great fit for Inntimate Inns Group as we love working with lodging, camping and RV businesses.  

Have you ever joined a networking group, hoped you would get some business from it and nothing materialized?  We really recommend taking a hard look at the cost of joining, your expected time commitments, along with the types of members.  Here are five key areas we recommend you examine in order to get a return on your investment:

1.     Show up - how much time are you prepared to invest?  Remember those who show up, get business!

2.     Use the membership database. - what opportunities are there for you to contact each member and introduce yourself and your business?  How can you build long-term relationships?

3.     Advertising - What opportunities are there for affordable participation in newsletters or other opportunities for promotion?

4.     Volunteer - get involved and get to know the association's leadership team.  Remember business is built upon great relationships.

5.     Cost Breakdown - what's are your per month costs, membership fees and any other association fees?  Know the costs and measure return-on-investment quarterly.  If you aren't getting a return, review your marketing activities and do some new creative planning.  Take action and be involved!

If you are interested in exploring membership in The British Columbia Lodging & Campground Association, you can go to their website at:  http://www.travel-british-columbia.com/

Guest Blogger this Month is Pamela Chatry, Boomer Business Specialist and HR Consultant

I can’t take any credit for the following hotel brochure nor do I know who to give credit to.  I don’t even know if it is real or just a great urban myth.  What I do know is that I’ve seen this brochure in many variations as I travel.  While it is hilarious, it is a wonderful reminder that, as Hospitality Business Owners, we need to recognize where we need to spend our dollars.  Don’t cut corners on your marketing collateral.  It is our first and can be our last impression.  People make up their minds in the first 6, yes 6 seconds, whether or not they want to do business with us.  As they say, “you only get one chance to make a great impression.”  Better make sure it’s a good one and not memorable for all the wrong reasons. 

Have a laugh at the expense of this hotel.

“The Chinese translation of the English language has some errors but not quite as bad as this one.
  
 A friend went to in Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. 
Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English………. 
 
Getting There:
Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The hotel:
This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant:
Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:
Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! . You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

Bed
Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above all:
When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.”